The other day, I was complaining about my car key. It, like every modern car key, is way too big. It's at least 3 times the size that it needs to be to perform a very basic function.

So I commented:

I can't wait until Apple makes a car. I'll buy the damn thing just to get the smaller key that I'm sure it will use.

My wife pointed out my obvious error.

Key? Why would an Apple car have a key? You would just use your phone.

Of course you would.