My fingers haven't had any good words in them lately. I wonder if they're broken. Maybe I need to buy some new ones. Or maybe I can borrow someone's fingers.

That's stupid. No one is going to let me borrow his fingers. Besides, how would that even work? Even worse, what if the new, borrowed fingers have even worse words than my own?

No, no. There will be no borrowing of fingers. I'll have to figure this out with just the 10 fingers I have. I wonder though — if I had 11 fingers, would they have better things to say?