I look forward to the results of tonight for only one reason. As soon as Clinton wins by an absolute landslide1, maybe the Internet can go back to being a semi-useful place. For months, it has been roughly 93% nonsense fear about a guy who was never going to win anyway.

Update 2016-11-09 06:49: Well; I couldn't have gotten that more wrong.

  1. Make no mistake. It will be a landslide. ↩