Do you write things on the Internet? Do you wish you were a highly paid Internet Huckster instead? I can help. I've seen quite a few writers use this exact1 method.

How to be a famous Internet Huckster

Step 1. Write interesting stuff & gain lots of readers

Step 2. Add high priced magic courses to your interesting writing. Most of your long-term readers will ignore the magic courses, staying around for the good writing.

Step 3. Stop writing anything interesting at all. All writing is to support the high priced magic courses. At this point, most of your old readers have moved on. That's ok, because see step 4.

Step 4. Sleep on the piles of money you make as an Official Internet Huckster. Who cares about those losers you lost in step 3? Not you! You are busy running out of places to put all your Internet Huckster money.


  1. Steps 1-3 for sure. I'm inferring step 4, but I'm pretty sure it's accurate. You can trust me; I'm from the Internet.