The one and only Sid O'Neill, with the only thing you need to read about the Great Markdown Debate of 2014.
In those days many Kings reigned in the land of the Internet, and they constantly waged war upon each other, and on their liege lord. The countryside was loud with their striving, and to-and-fro roved many bad knights, ravaging and slaying the people.
This is my favorite part:
They all entered, and found it was as he had said. There was a wondrous repast laid in the great hall.
It's so great.