Hi. Welcome to my little corner of the tubes we call the Internet. Though I prefer to think of the Internet as a series of rabbit holes rather than tubes. You may start off looking for a pizza recipe, and end up reading about ancient Greece. Or llamas. Or me. You get the picture.

This website is about nothing. Or everything, depending on your point of view.

If you’d like to talk to me, please feel free to call me. Just kidding – I hate the phone. I do love the email though, so please feel free to email me until your fingers hurt. Or you can always reach on me Twitter. I'm not on Twitter right now. If you hate email, email me once and I'll send you my iMessage number. For texts. Not calls. Don't call me.

And please remember: I’m not actually a platypus; I just play one on the Internet.

That may not be true.